You'll Watch It and You'll Like It!!!
Posted on Wednesday, July 09, 2008
 One of the best parts of the Hunterdon County Democrat newspaper is the Public Safety Report. Here's my favorite from this week's issue:
Man Cited In Assault
A 58-year-old township woman told police that when she refused to watch the movie Gladiator, her 58-year-old boyfriend threatened and assaulted her. When the woman tried to leave, police said the man pushed her onto a bed and forced her to watch more of the film. He allegedly stood in the doorway, prevented the woman from leaving, smashed two free weights together in front of her, screamed at the woman, threatened to killer her, called her names and spat in her face. While arresting him, police said they found he was in possession of a small amount of marijuana.
He was charged with terroristic threats, criminal restraint, simple assault, harassment and possession of less than 50 grams of marijuana. Judge Eric Perkins of Clinton Township Municipal Court set bail at $5,000 with the condition that he undergo a psychological evaluation. He was turned over to the custody of Hunterdon Behavioral Health.
How great is that?? And all over Gladiator, which isn't even that great of a movie! Oh no ... I better watch out ... I could be his next victim!Labels: humor, local news, strange_but_true
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