Project: Mouse Removal
Posted on Saturday, September 13, 2008
Okay ... now this is getting ridiculous. At 4:00am I was awoken by a carcass that was being thrown around my room. Said carcass? A small mouse. Said thrower? The evil murderess Spring. This is the third mouse in ten days.
After a long night of tossing a carcass around my bedroom, why not take a nap? Oh, I have an idea ... why not use the dead mouse as a pillow?!
Okay. Now it's time for the big guns. I took a trip to Home Depot and Stop-n-Shop today and bought a variety of no-kill mouse traps. Behold my arsenal:
Yes. This is how a vegetarian rids his house of mice. But really, all I ask is for the luxury of sleeping through a night without having to remove a dead animal from my room. Is that really too much to ask for? Wish me luck...Labels: me, spring
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