"Boner-Shrinker"
Posted on Sunday, September 14, 2008
Last night, Saturday Night Live premiered for the millionth time. As expected, Tina Fey returned to portray her Alaskan hick doppelganger, Sarah Palin. Below is the opening (and high point) of the show, was actually pretty funny. Yes, also as expected, the rest of the 90 minutes was crap.
I have returned.
Posted on Sunday, August 31, 2008
For those of you who didn't know ... I've been on vacation for the last week! While I collect and post my photos, and prepare other posts for the site, check out this odd video of Captain Picard from Star Trek The Next Generation...
You'll Watch It and You'll Like It!!!
Posted on Wednesday, July 09, 2008 One of the best parts of the Hunterdon County Democrat newspaper is the Public Safety Report. Here's my favorite from this week's issue:
Man Cited In Assault
A 58-year-old township woman told police that when she refused to watch the movie Gladiator, her 58-year-old boyfriend threatened and assaulted her. When the woman tried to leave, police said the man pushed her onto a bed and forced her to watch more of the film. He allegedly stood in the doorway, prevented the woman from leaving, smashed two free weights together in front of her, screamed at the woman, threatened to killer her, called her names and spat in her face. While arresting him, police said they found he was in possession of a small amount of marijuana.
He was charged with terroristic threats, criminal restraint, simple assault, harassment and possession of less than 50 grams of marijuana. Judge Eric Perkins of Clinton Township Municipal Court set bail at $5,000 with the condition that he undergo a psychological evaluation. He was turned over to the custody of Hunterdon Behavioral Health.
How great is that?? And all over Gladiator, which isn't even that great of a movie! Oh no ... I better watch out ... I could be his next victim!
You Can Do It!
Posted on Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Dopey the hamster tries again and again and again to make it into his little house in the sky, by way of his very own LEGO elevator. Enjoy!
No Hair, No Job.
Posted on Saturday, June 07, 2008 A ridiculous case out of Toronto, Canada that will probably be getting a lot of press in coming days.
From Yahoo! Canada News: Waitress loses job after shaving head for cancer charity Thu Jun 5, 9:49 PM
TORONTO (CBC) - A 36-year-old waitress at an Owen Sound, Ont., restaurant lost her job this week after she shaved her head to raise money for a cancer charity.
Stacey Fearnall raised more than $2,700 for the charity Cops for Cancer, a local fundraiser for cancer research.
Then the 36-year-old waitress at Nathaniels restaurant was laid off when she showed up for work earlier this week with her newly shorn look.
Up until a week ago, Fearnall had long red locks, but she said she made the decision to have her head shaved because she has a friend battling cancer and she lost her father to the disease.
"I felt like this was a pretty easy thing for me to do to raise money to help people," she told CBC News on Thursday.
She said she told her bosses what she was planning to do, but when she arrived at work at the restaurant practically bald, she said they sent her home and told her she wasn't welcome back.
"'We'll call it a layoff.' That's what he said," Fearnall said her boss told her. "'Spend the summer with your kids.' I call it losing my job."
Breaking News!
Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 From NJ.com...
Flemington man charged after losing cool over cookies by Ralph Ortega/The Star-Ledger Tuesday June 03, 2008, 1:31 PM
A man who lost his cool over cookies at a McDonald's drive-thru in Hunterdon County, was charged with a disorderly persons offense because of his temper with police officers and employees at the restaurant, authorities said today.
Alan Prassl became "irate" after he claimed he paid for 13 cookies, and only got 3, at the fast food chain's restaurant on Center Street in Clinton Township on Saturday, according to a news release from Lt. Ryan Melsky.
